The Satans Sister Joke
A few minutes before the church services started, the
towns people were
sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan
appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running
for the front entrance,trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away
from evil incarnate.
Everyone had ran from the church except for one elderly
gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to
fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
Satan walked up to the old man and said "Don't you
know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure
ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked
Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," said the old man, in an even
tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound,
horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the
calm reply.
"And you're still not
afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why
aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your
sister for 48 years"
Submitted by : Ronnie A
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