The Train Conductor Joke
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with
his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And
all you sons of bitches who are returning and want to get on, get your asses on the train now,
cause we're going down the tracks!"
The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house young man. Now go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may go
back and play with your train, but only if you use nice language."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say "All passengers who are
disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today
and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we
ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the
train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
Then, the child added, "And for those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, see the bitch in the kitchen."
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