The Slinky Undies Joke
A woman who had been married for twenty years was growing more
and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.
She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual
relationship, and finally decided to purchase some crotchless
underwear she had seen in a novelty shop.
One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous and he was, as usual, watching
television, she took a shower, freshened up, and donned her
crotchless undies and a slinky negligee. She then strolled between her
husband and the television and suggestively tossed one leg up on his
chair arm.
" Want some of this?" she purred.
"Are you kidding?" he replied, "Look what it did to your underwear.
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