The Redneck Marriage Joke
A hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The
husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself
ready.
The wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee
and says "Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."
The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling
at the top of his lungs. He heads straight to his fathers
house. When he gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you
doing here? You're supposed to be on your honeymoon."
The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers.
She's a virgin."
"Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving, cause if she wasn't
good enough for her family, she sure as hell ain't good enough for ours!"
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