The Dr. Chang Dateless Joke
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or
any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with
her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese
sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose."
The woman did as she was told.
"Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "You probrem vewy bad. You haf
Ed Zachary Diseaz. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when you face look Ed Zachary like you azz."
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