Biggest Weenie Joke
Three sixth graders...an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid are on the playground at recess. One of them suggests that they play a new game.
'Let's see who has the largest weenie,' he says.
'Okay.' They all agree.
The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. He's quite proud of it.
'That's nothing,' says the Italian kid. He whips his out, and it's a couple of inches longer that his little Irish buddy's.
Not to be outdone, the Black kid whips his out. It is by far the biggest.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid's mother asks him what he did at school today. 'Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played 'Let's see who has the largest weenie.'
'What kind of game is that, honey?' asks the mother.
'Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I be Black. Is that true, Mom?'
Mom replies, 'No, Honey. It's because you be twenty-three.
Submitted by - L Wiggington
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