Muldoons Dog Joke
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he doted on.
The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick told the farmer "No, we can't have services for
an animal in the church, but I'll tell you what, there's a new
denomination down the road apiece, and no telling what they
believe in, but maybe they'll do something for the animal."
Muldoon said "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?"
Father Patrick replied "Welllll me son..... Why didn't you tell
me the dog was Catholic."
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