Bragging Rights Funny Joke

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The Bragging Rights Joke

An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair. I made love to two 21 year old girls. Both of them. Twice."

The priest said, "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"

"Never Father, I'm not religious."

"So then, why are you telling me?"

"Are you kidding? I'm telling everybody!"